mspnats
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Stroking a purring cat is very theraputic.
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Aug 20, 2005 19:08:08 GMT -5
Post by mspnats on Aug 20, 2005 19:08:08 GMT -5
sigh posted this. they need to come over here and post the funny links ;D www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgioh this is what i came up with. ;D See the Penis, Feel the Shine Don't Forget The Tim Tams, Mum. A Taste For Penis. Little. Yellow. Different. Penis.
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Aug 21, 2005 1:16:09 GMT -5
Post by Richie Cunninghamster on Aug 21, 2005 1:16:09 GMT -5
"Grab Life by the Arse" "If You Really Want to Know, Look In The Arse" "Good to the Last Arse" "It's a New Arse Every Day" "Make Arse Yours" "Yo Quiero Arse" "We Want to be Smith's Arse"
"Gee Your Prick Smells Terrific" "Prick Makes Everything Better" "Stimulation for Body and Prick" "I'm Not Just the Prick, I'm a Member" "My Prick to Yours" "No Prick, No Comment" "Make Someone Happy with a Prick" "I'm Only Here for the Prick" "Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Prick" "Please Don't Squeeze The Prick" "The Prick Drinker's Lighter Prick"
"Two Hours of Hot Man-Love in Just Two Calories" "You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Hot Man-Love" "Time To Make The Hot Man-Love" "The Hot Man-Love that Smiles Back" "Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Hot Man-Love" "Things Go Better with Hot Man-Love" "It's a Hot Man-Love Adventure" "Be Like Dad, Keep Hot Man-Love" "Tonight, Let It Be Hot Man-Love" "I Can't Believe It's Not Hot Man-Love" "Behold the Power of Hot Man-Love" "Because So Much Is Riding On Your Hot Man-Love"
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Aug 21, 2005 2:52:06 GMT -5
Post by Richie Cunninghamster on Aug 21, 2005 2:52:06 GMT -5
"Snap, Crackle, Orgasm" "That'll be the Orgasm" "Orgasm with Less Fattening Centers" "Gonna Be a While? Grab an Orgasm" "An Orgasm Works Wonders" "It's Shake 'n' Orgasm, and I Helped" "Leaves Your Orgasm Minty not Mediciney" "Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Orgasm!" "Think Once, Think Twice, Think Orgasm" "Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Orgasm" "My Goodness, My Orgasm!" "Orgasm Really Satisfies"
"It's Donkey Time"
"The Best Gas A Man Can Get" "Monsieur, with this Gas you are really spoiling us" "Gotta Lotta Gas" "Gas Makes Everything Better" "Which Twin has the Gas?" "For That Deep Down Body Gas"
Nice site.
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mspnats
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Stroking a purring cat is very theraputic.
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Aug 21, 2005 6:28:44 GMT -5
Post by mspnats on Aug 21, 2005 6:28:44 GMT -5
These are perfect things to say in the bedroom.
Here is a list of things I'll try to say in the heat of passion.
"Yo Quiero Arse" I'm Only Here For The Pop. "Gee Your Prick Smells Terrific" "Make Someone Happy with a Prick" "Time To Make The Hot Man-Love"
"Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Hot Man-Love" I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Pop.
"Behold the Power of Hot Man-Love" "Because So Much Is Riding On Your Hot Man-Love"
afterwards say something snappy like
An Army of Pop. I Saw Pop and I Thought of You. It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Pop. Probably The Best Penis In The World.
;D ;D ;D
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Aug 22, 2005 17:20:45 GMT -5
Post by kitten on Aug 22, 2005 17:20:45 GMT -5
Hehe.
"Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Asshole" "Asshole tested, mother approved" "An Asshole's too wet without one" "Devon knows how they make Assholes so creamy" "Strong enough for a man, but made for an asshole" "Kids will do anything for assholes"
"Which twin has the nutsack?" "Melts in your nutsack, not in your hand" "Feel the nutsack" "Hungry? Why wait? Grab a nutsack"
"My anti-drug is cock" "Cock--the freshmaker!" "I scream, you scream, we all scream for cock!" "The incredible, edible cock"
"Things happen after a fart" "Turn loose the fart" "Any time, any place, fart!"
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Aug 22, 2005 19:54:25 GMT -5
Post by zoegonzalez on Aug 22, 2005 19:54:25 GMT -5
"We Don't Make Shit. We Make Shit Better ;D."
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